Sarah

I am interested in you. I am, ever so, very deeply, interested in you, my darling. I live in Awe, and I live in Wonder, and I really do believe in angels and fairies, and really love what I do. I really do. I am just so very platonically in love with life, and nature, nature is just wonderful, butterflies, flowers, and bee’s, my darling. I have met very beautiful animals, and animal walkers in Macandrew Bay, Broad Bay and nearby, are very friendly. I am so fond of animals, my darling, animals are such souls!. I should also say I am a devoted dog-walker when I have the opportunity to do so. And i do always hope that my passion, compassion, adoration, and love for early childhood and childcare is obvious when I am talking to wonderful, bright, delightful children, and their families. Lets make the 1500’s proud with a lovely sit down and an elegant cup of tea and a serving of a scone with some margarine and some lovely plum jam, darling, I am sure we can negotiate a hot drink for me!. Macandrew Bay is a beautiful area, filled with beautiful people, its Truly Elegant, I adore Elegance. Really, I live in 1500, and belong to 1500. I have been told a handful of times I live in 1500, I am quite old-fashioned. Quite Prim, Quite Proper. I am very much pencil and paper. I am a real Stepford, from true Pleasantville; I haven’t lived anywhere else, I have never lived anywhere else, I wouldn’t dare being anywhere else. I have lived there since as far back as I can remember, its splendid, darling. Oh, and I have always believed in education, and I really love stationery, makes me happy! I also have a very deep interest in hairdressing, I have quite long hair, it reaches right down, and I do take care of it. I have to use a very special shampoo and conditioner because I have quite bad dandruff. Speaking of which, my lips have a very special lip balm because I was given the lips from hell. Happy to refer you for very special hair or lip care. Stepford: “Why are we moving? - Pete Kresby. Stepford: “We’re moving so that we can be the happiest family in the whole world” - Walter Kresby. Stepford: “Welcome to Stepford!”, “Stepford is the family paradise”, “It has No Crime”, “No Poverty”, “and No Pushing” - Claire Wellington. Stepford: “Wait, you work out, dressed like this?” - Joanna Eberhart. “Of Course, we always want to look our very best” - Claire Wellington. Pleasantville: “Yeah, What’s outside of Pleasantville?” - Student “I don’t understand?” - Teacher.