Bealey Avenue

Christchurch Central, Christchurch 8013

🏡 Room for Rent – Come for the Cheap Rent, Stay for the Cats Judging You

Got a furnished room available in a tidy 2-bedroom place and honestly… it’s a pretty solid setup unless you’re allergic to good vibes and mild chaos.

🛏 Room includes:

Double bed Drawers for all the clothes you swear you’ll fold later Double glazed windows so you can ignore the outside world in peace A/C because suffering through seasons is overrated

📍 Location: 5 mins from the city centre — close enough for convenience, far enough away from drunk people yelling “BROOOO” at 2am.

🚗 On-street parking available 📹 Security cameras around the house, mainly to capture Uber Eats drivers getting lost.

💰 Costs:

$300 per week Power & internet split monthly Buy your own food unless you enjoy starting passive-aggressive fridge wars

✔ Male preferred ✔ Full-time worker or student preferred ✔ Smoking/vaping sweet — just outside please, we’re trying to keep the smoke alarm’s PTSD under control

❌ No pets (The cats voted against competition.)

❌ No drugs Unless caffeine counts, in which case we’re all criminals.

If you’re tidy, easygoing, and capable of replacing the toilet roll when you finish it, flick me a message. Bonus points if you understand that “I’ll do the dishes later” has limits.

👨‍💻 Who you’ll live with: One relaxed male student who spends his time:

gaming like it’s a professional sport starting a dog training business despite not owning a dog building a photography side hustle and pretending every sunset is “insane lighting bro”

Also included: 🐱 2 friendly cats who pay no rent, contribute nothing, and still run the house.